Published Writing

Sorry I've Been So Weird During This Alligator Attack

Hold on Boys, I Can't Break This Ancient Curse without My Tank Top!

8 Ways to Connect With Your Inner Child

I'm Canned Cranberry Sauce and Finally, It's My Time to Shine

HALLOWEEN

OREOS

Please Hire Me to Be Your Gatsby Party's Nick Carraway

December Horoscopes

September Horoscopes

What I Imagine Ben Affleck is Texting Matt Damon about Newly Single Jennifer Lopez

 I’m a Woman Who Doesn’t Want Kids, and These Black-Eyed Children Should Respect That

 COVID Lingers, Threats Escalate From Women Whose Whole Personality Is Halloween 

5 Places to Find Your Hallmark Christmas Husband During a Pandemic

Things I Miss Yelling at My TV During The Bachelor

QUIZ: Are You Just Attracted to Skinny Men in Emo Bands, or Being Groomed to Join Jared Leto's Cult? 

November Horoscopes

August Horoscopes

8 Places I Definitely Was When My Rich Husband Was Murdered 

What I Learned From Living in a Haunted Apartment

I'm Your Hellofresh Box--Are You Okay? 

The Tradition I Used to Hate

Rejectress Submission: Sara Costello

A Voicemail from Your Friend, The Moon

October Horoscopes

July Horoscopes