Published Writing

McSweeney's

Sorry I've Been So Weird During This Alligator Attack

McSweeney's

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Hold on Boys, I Can't Break This Ancient Curse without My Tank Top!

Points in Case

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8 Ways to Connect With Your Inner Child

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I'm Canned Cranberry Sauce and Finally, It's My Time to Shine

Points in Case

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HALLOWEEN

OREOS

The Daily Drunk Magazine

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Please Hire Me to Be Your Gatsby Party's Nick Carraway

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December Horoscopes

The Flawed Life

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September Horoscopes

The Flawed Life

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What I Imagine Ben Affleck is Texting Matt Damon about Newly Single Jennifer Lopez

The Daily Drunk

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 I’m a Woman Who Doesn’t Want Kids, and These Black-Eyed Children Should Respect That

Medium

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 COVID Lingers, Threats Escalate From Women Whose Whole Personality Is Halloween 

Flexx Mag

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5 Places to Find Your Hallmark Christmas Husband During a Pandemic

Weekly Humorist

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Things I Miss Yelling at My TV During The Bachelor

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QUIZ: Are You Just Attracted to Skinny Men in Emo Bands, or Being Groomed to Join Jared Leto's Cult? 

The Flawed Life 

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November Horoscopes

The Flawed Life

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August Horoscopes

The Flawed Life

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8 Places I Definitely Was When My Rich Husband Was Murdered 

FlexxMag

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What I Learned From Living in a Haunted Apartment

Sally Mag

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I'm Your Hellofresh Box--Are You Okay? 

Points in Case

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The Tradition I Used to Hate

Sally Mag

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Rejectress Submission: Sara Costello

HumorDarling

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A Voicemail from Your Friend, The Moon

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October Horoscopes

The Flawed Life

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July Horoscopes

The Flawed Life